I need help coming up with a status for Facebook thats like...?

Hello, I get on Facebook every twenty minutes just to inform my "friends" (aka random people that I add) that i am in love with my boyfriend (whom i've been dating for a whole hour now!!!). I also like to give step by step replays of my day even though no one really cares :) ...on a good day, i might get two whole likes! yayyyy!